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It started with a twenty foot inflatable “tube man” in front of our neighbors’ house. Thought it odd but laughed it off.

Do you have the “Star Key?” shouts a passerby, as he approaches hurriedly.

Panting and out of breath, he asks again.

Do you have the “Star Key?”

What are you talking about?

“Star Key,” they are here for the “Star Key!”

Who?

The Eloheems. Star people are here for the “Star Key.”

The Eloheems, unclear as it may be now, apparently turn out to be a big deal later. We will learn more of them and their origin later on.

Is that an inflatable Purple Octopus on the horizon?

Quick get in the house? Screaming to passerby as we hurry into the house. We later find Bashti (passerby)to be a member of The Divine Council.

As the door shut to our neighbor’s house, the twenty foot tubular man began moving down the street. Turning in the direction of my house, down the block, it began floating. Not sure what to call it…but floating, as if no fan connected to the lower half or tethered to any rope…it just drifted towards my house.

They are looking for the “Star Key,” and he is the key to unlocking secrets to the Universe. If captured, the Eloheems plan on taking planetary control and more.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Peeking out the window.

Circling above to what appears to be a giant floating red dragon overhead. A giant red dragon inflatable is circling the house…also turning and heading towards my house down the block. My neighbors’ house is about three or four houses away.

Oh my gosh, they are heading towards my house…the kids are there…we have to go immediately! The kids being my nephews Carter and Jaxon.

My nephews were staying with my mother at our house, while my Brother and Sister-in-law were away on vacation. We turned and headed toward my house down the block.

As we ran down the street, passing twenty foot tube man and what appeared to be a half a dozen more inflatable beings approaching from all different directions.

Flying purple octopus and flying red dragon floating in the sky, twenty foot tube man, a green inflatable thing with white fangs and a white ghost inflatable…all approaching by ground…what is happening?! The green inflatable had white fangs and tubular shaped hair that waved back and forth as if being blown by the air…it was constant and it was creepy.

We arrived at the house safely, as the inflatables do not move very fast, still uncertain to what is happening. Entering the house, noting the inflatable floating towards the house with ease.

Great! The kids are safe.

There is a knock on the back door.

Peeking out…it is a frickin blow-up pinochio!

A life-size blow-up inflatable pinochio balloon is at our back door.

Locking the door, pinochio’s nose crashes through the door and stretches into the living room.  Grabbing hold, I tear off his nose. Tearing off his nose, pinochio attends to his wound in our back yard…repairing and healing immediately. Not sure healing is the appropriate word choice, as it is a blow-up inflatable doll thing.

While that was happening in the kitchen area, Jaxon and Carter came running up the basement stairs screaming “he’s after us!” A white ghost blow-up inflatable was floating towards the boys ever so slowly…with a creepy smile attached to its face.

The boys reach the top of the stairs and I got a good look at our ghostly friend. Like a white ghost you would see on a neighbors’ lawn, with lights glowing through and a creepy smile to boot…appearing innocent but creepy vibe nonetheless.

Words began flowing from lips — Meesh kah ne tah ay! Oonah tay bok gwee nah tay!

With a thrusting motion and a final yell “bok gwee na tay,” a wave of energy blasted Casper and disintegrated. All that remained were three glowing stars the size of a marble.

Retrieving them, I returned back to the kitchen with glowing stars in hand.

There was Carter, holding what appeared to be an old-fashioned polaroid camera. But this was brilliantly white and had three open slots. About the width and height of two hand lengths, square in shape, but only the width of a smartphone. Not the plus size smartphones but smaller screen version.

I still am uncertain where the white device came from, but will learn they appear when needed for specific times. Not sure how they appeared but I did get a glimpse of holographic wrist watch appear on Carter. As he turned dials, this device appeared from thin air.

Without hesitation, I placed three glowing stars in the device. With a great humming noise, as if charging, Carter turned and points the camera at grandma in the living room.

“Quickly…Give me that! Don’t point it at grandma! Still humming and uncertain as to what it is or what could happen, I turned away from grandma (my mother).

Without knowing what it was or its origin, I pointed outward in the direction of Pinocchio who remained lurking on the back stoop.

*Flash*

Pinochio evaporated. All that remained…three glowing stars. Just like the ones that remained after evaporating the white ghost inflatable.

I’ve got them! Declaring that I would get them.

Quickly opening the door and dashing for the stars I am met with another inflatable: Green with white fangs and inflatable tubular hair that was flowing as controlled by wind.

Words began to flow again while positioning my hands to release a wave of energy “Meesh kah ne tah ay! Oonah tay bok gwee nah tay! Bok gwee na tay” upon the green monster. Only pushing it back a little, Jaxon tosses a chrome-plated axe-like baton with three open slots to, you guessed it…three glowing stars.

Again, this time Jaxon using a holographic armband to manifest such a device, a magical weapon appears from thin air.

Snatching stars from the stoop, left behind when pinochio evaporated, they’re a perfect fit! A latch slides closed automatically and the weapon begins vibrating and transferring immense power to me…launching me through the air with incredible distance and speed. With my new chrome-plated axe, I landed a massive blow on old greenie.

He tears open to reveal a battery source. What appeared to be a fan box, where the fan goes for inflatable costumes worn by humans (not the inflatables attached to large blower motors), was actually a clear box housing three glowing stars.

I have to remove its power source! Not knowing what I was saying at the time, but now know these stars carry massive energy and help power these beings.

Pounding on the box multiple times, with my chrome-plated axe, it releases the stars and greenie evaporates.

Reaching for the stars, I am struck by a large purple inflatable tentacle. Knocking me to the ground, purple octopus recovers the three glowing stars and creates another tan/ orange inflatable from thin air. Placing the stars into the newest addition to inflatable fleet, it comes to life.

It appears to me that purple octopus is the leader of this group and is able to create more inflatables as needed. There is also something about the power source of these stars that these inflatable desire so much.

Back in the house! Wait…is that a red dragon circling our house? Yes, a large red dragon is circling our house. Have you ever seen those giant dragon kites? It was like that but ten times bigger… enough to circle a whole city block.

*Passerby now assisting with locking all of the doors*

Who are you?!

My name is Bashti. I am a member of the Divine Council. I am here to protect the “Star Key.”

Who the fuck is the “Star Key?!”

We will learn more about the Divine Council and Bashti’s role in a moment.

Just then…Carter’s eyes began glowing. Glowing white like the glowing three stars.

Carter?! He is the “Star key?” What can he do?

He is the key to unlocking universal truths and veils between universes.

What?!

Just then Carter raised his arm, revealing a hidden chamber within his arm. Like a frickin cyborg or something…it just opened. There in his arm…three Golden Stars.

Bashti begins, “Carter was born of this Earth with the Original Breath of Creation. The Eloheems want to take control of all realms of being: Spirit world, physical world, multiverse, etc.”

Wait…who are the Eloheems?

They are direct descendants of Elohim.

As in the Great I Am?

“Yes, but they fell in love with divine power and sought to control it. The Divine Council, made up of many star beings within the multiverse, exist to control all decisions made by Elohim and carry them out. The Eloheems have become a great nuisance and seek to control divine power, ruling over all universes. You are also a direct descendant and in time will come to know how powerful you really are. Your words, controlling Sun and Moon, Earth and Sky, with an ability to alter time itself, carry great power in its breath.”

Not knowing what to make of this as I learn: I am a direct descendant of Elohim, my nephew is the “Star Key,” we are being attacked by over-sized inflatable spirit beings called Eloheems and I now have sci-fi/ movie-like weapons of various sorts.

I understand each weapon has a purpose and for every Eloheem destroyed, we receive three glowing stars that power weapons. Also just learning from my new friend Bashti, these same stars are what connect us all. Carrying the power to destroy or create interplanetary connections and connecting beings with All There Is. Allowing the Eloheems to capture them removes our connection with the beginning…where everything exists.